How to plant tomato (the Wrong way)

1)Carefully save the best seed from the juicest, best tomato
2)Carefully sow the seed to the ground, mixed with compost and organic fertilizer
3)Wait and rejoice when the toms shoots appeared
4)Stomp the ground when discover that all the young toms wilted and browned

5)Open the fridge and take a left-over half tomato that almost gone bad
6)Rub, squish and stomp the half-toms into ground while avowing never, never ever grow another tomato
7)Refuse to look at the patch of ground for a few weeks
8)Suprise when finally managed to look at the patch when seeing all new green growth of tomatos seedling. Very green and healthy.


hehhehhe.... i will try and post the pics of tomatoes before and after, tomorrow.